Silver Tongue

Dec 08

azurewild:
“ legallythemayor:
“big time”
this picture feels wrong and it’s just hard for me to understand. it’s like we cloned griffin mcelroy but now he has the mindset of a Bethesda NPC and offers you water but that’s all he can do. he makes direct...

azurewild:

legallythemayor:

big time

this picture feels wrong and it’s just hard for me to understand. it’s like we cloned griffin mcelroy but now he has the mindset of a Bethesda NPC and offers you water but that’s all he can do. he makes direct eye contact but he is not sentient in the slightest. 

it loos like someone made a 3d render of griffins face and photoshopped it onto another pic

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miseryofmillions:
“ makinbaconbot:
“ miseryofmillions:
“ tulasaysboo:
“ hustlerose:
“” ”
hey guys am I funny yet :) can I have tumblr clout ???
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where the fuck is he this is so cryptic op turn your location on i just want your teeth loss? is this...

miseryofmillions:

makinbaconbot:

miseryofmillions:

tulasaysboo:

hustlerose:

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hey guys am I funny yet :) can I have tumblr clout ???

where the fuck is he this is so cryptic op turn your location on i just want your teeth loss? is this loss? horses

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elasticitymudflap:

elasticitymudflap:

elasticitymudflap:

elasticitymudflap:

watch this, im about to make all my mutuals hate me for this revelation

are you ready………………………….

evidence: 

  • tall
  • massive hair
  • jokes
  • fearsome warriors
  • purble 

 conclusion: 

amethysts are the indigo-bloods of su

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which makes amethyst……..

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osointricate:

“In this essay I will” is a meme that only encourages the op to put forth ideas into the world without making a concrete claim allowing them to express ideas on a subject without conclusion while at the same time submitting a thesis as fact

“Thanks for coming to me TED talk,” in contrast, allows the op to claim that whatever statement they’ve said to be their final say on any given topic, but also allows people to grow on it as well, as are the nature of TED talks

We are creating shortcuts in communication and I love it

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eelpatrickharris:

eelpatrickharris:

i just sent a semi-blurry picture of me grasping an eel and this guy was like “oh your thumb is 1.8” so that eel must be 8 inches"

so i went and measured my thumb and yeah it’s 1.8 inches long

what the fuck

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i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking reply i’ve ever gotten on one of my posts

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soft-petal:

I want to be a creature that lives in the forest and never has to talk to anyone and I want to sleep on the moss and watch rain drop on the leaves

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metradell-vyorei:

quackmom:

Making friends on tumblr is weird. It’s like “Hi, I don’t know where you’re from but I know your kinks and exactly how depressed you were last Tuesday.”

“I don’t know your name but I know how many dicks you’ve sucked and seen your asshole, you said you were feeling sad so I wanted to check in on you”

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Kpop fans will survive the purge because all the photos are so whitewashed tumblr won’t recognize them as flesh tones

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