Silver Tongue

Dec 07

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frosty-mage-stuff:

diary-of-a-mad-black-dragon:

kelgrid:

prokopetz:

Alternative to the tired old wizard-with-a-sugar-daddy interpretation of the patron/warlock relationship in Dungeons & Dragons:

  • Clueless boss and long-suffering employee, whose powers are basically the magical equivalent of pilfering office supplies for personal use

  • Scheming master and duplicitous apprentice who are totally open about their loathing for each other and are keen to see who betrays whom first

  • Bureaucratic devil and soul-peddling diabolist with a contract a mile long, each honestly believing they’re getting the better of the other

  • Glowering quartermaster and loose-cannon operative, whose record for getting results just barely justifies the expense of employing them

  • Indifferent parent who pays their estranged offspring’s allowance like clockwork but otherwise prefers to deal with them as little as possible

  • Vast, slumbering god-monster and amoral parabiologist who knows which spots to poke with a stick to provoke particular autonomic responses

You forgot the most important

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I was looking for thos earlier when someone posted it in a discord server. I LOVE the idea of different kinds of relationships between pact holder abd patron.

@gearholder

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ambris:

ask-keyframe:

catchymemes:

Father uses sons’ drawings as inspiration for anime transformations

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By: Thomas Romain (twitter | instagram | youtube | patreon)

Wholesome and badass

The father’s artistic talent is clearly on display here, but I’m actually really impressed with this kid’s wild imagination. Many of his drawings are both conceptually unique and coherent.

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c6h14nightmares:

I

Will

Create

Poetry.

I will never stop.

It’s a Fibonacci poem.

Thirteen syllables is a lot for a single line.

fun fact; if you enjoy fibonacci beats, theres a song for you

its lateralus by tool

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ohmicron:

stylishjunkdrawer:

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has this been done yet

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege reblogging with you tonight.

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fyrenwater asked: Is there anywhere else we can see your content in case tumblr goes down in flames?

birdcheese:

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undeadcourier:

i wasn’t sure if they were just comparing it to fnv to try to draw people in but honestly this looks fun as hell & i can’t wait

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Dec 06

gxlddustwoman:

theglitterous:

No porn on tumblr we describe our nudes in detail instead

today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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fishermod asked: Hey Scraps, if either of us gets nuked how should we stay in touch? Do we have each other's Discords?

scraps-is-busy:

My Discord is ConmanWolf#9081, for anybody who wants to add me.

you should ink your noodle discord too

closet-keys:
“ iwilleatyourenglish:
“how do men this weak even manage to survive
”
men: what are these feminists talking about? we don’t objectify women
also men: the ideal woman is literally just an object shaped like a woman’s body
”

closet-keys:

iwilleatyourenglish:

how do men this weak even manage to survive

men: what are these feminists talking about? we don’t objectify women

also men: the ideal woman is literally just an object shaped like a woman’s body

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)