Silver Tongue

Dec 06

elwurd:

regardless on whether tumblr follows through with the nsfw ban or not there is a 100% chance that “female presenting nipples” will become a cards against humanity white card

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

fbi-agent-watching-you:

its-the-fluffy-lupin:

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I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

This is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED

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bardicbottom:

barry-bluejeans:

probablylucasmiller:

awfulpigeon:

themacklemorebrothers:

uselessgaywhovian:

review your favorite podcast and make it sound as shitty as possible

four straight cis white men talk about their ocs

Bad advice from men claiming to be your siblings

Man who plays video games for a living thinks he’s smart enough to be on a medical podcast with a real live doctor

Three dudes get high and decide that they’re going to be in Trolls 2

These are all about the fucking McElroys.

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

biscottii:

Dead End

context: vinny had been trying to get on there for half an hour following dodgy and vague advice from chat

(via stemmmm)

tevruden:
“With the new update, I think we need to bring this back
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tevruden:

With the new update, I think we need to bring this back

(via afallenwolf)

jitterbugjive:
“ jitterbugjive:
“ jitterbugjive:
“Day 2, Dotty is still too sexy for tumblr and they are holding her hostage
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Day 3
tumblr is still holding Dotty hostage, the power of her sex appeal is too strong
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Day 4 and Dotty is still trapped...

jitterbugjive:

jitterbugjive:

jitterbugjive:

Day 2, Dotty is still too sexy for tumblr and they are holding her hostage

Day 3

tumblr is still holding Dotty hostage, the power of her sex appeal is too strong

Day 4 and Dotty is still trapped in sexy jail

Tumblr just send me the ransom already jesus christ

harrington paid staff to give him a 4 day headstart

(via jitterbugjive)

spearmint-milkshake:

the-end-of-pedos:

yokaishinari:

profeminist:

uselessbodyclub:

If you are an adult on the receiving end of sexual attention from a minor, the only appropriate response is a firm, non-negotiable “no.” Not an “I would, but the darn law…” not, “maybe when you’re eighteen,” a “no.” It is your job as the adult to be responsible, and to not abuse the power differential between you. What the minor wants is irrelevant to your obligations. The only appropriate response is “no.”

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“Just because a girl knows how to imitate a woman, does not mean she’s ready to do what a woman does”

Also just in case anyone was wondering, that gifset is from a FANTASTIC movie called “Hard Candy” in which a minor gets intense revenge on a pedophile. It’s amazing. 

I hate hearing about stories of minors having “affairs” with older people and some idiot wil always be like “well to be fair [child] pursued [adult]!” No. Fuck off. That’s not a bloody excuse. 

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tamascotchi:
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tamascotchi:

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jackiefour:

fantashic:

hohohyojin:

subtle:

us: remove porn bots please

staff: remove…. porn

us: n…o…. remove the porn BOTS.

staff: remove porn :)

Us: Please remove all pedophile blogs.

Staff: Remove………………ALL BLOGS??

Us: JUST THE PEDOPHILES, PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE PEDOPHILES 

Staff: (☉‿☉) goodbye

Us: if you’re going to ban everything at least don’t forget to ban the nazis

Staff: don’t…. ban nazis

Us: nonononono, that’s not what we said

Staff: don’t worry! We won’t ban nazis :D

Us: those are just hands!?!

Staff: is explicit.

Us: nope just hands!?!

Staff: is porn…flagged.

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