Would that I could turn back the hand of time and warn the onion staffer who penned this piece. “Is it worth it,” I would ask. “Is it worth it?”
I cant believe its been 4 years
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there really was a pesterlog that was just like
DIRK: so you write fanfiction of us?
CALLIOPE: ..yes..
DIRK: is there romance?
CALLIOPE: uh…. yes….h..
DIRK: May I Read It
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what does this mean
it’s a bot and we both just failed the turing testthe turing test was never made to account for people becoming more bot-like
Blade Runner but instead of asking about overturned tortoises they just show replicants this image
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Since Christian isn’t on tumblr anymore can i just screenshot his tweets for notes without repercussions
anyone that finds either OP or gotitforcheap funny or reblogs them unironically should be bulldozed into a mass grave
At least have the decency to look me in the eyes when you kill me you coward
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:o :0 and :O all have very different meanings in my head but i cant articulate them
:o =interesting
:0 = weh
:O = AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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