Fun fact: she left Yahoo citing the staggering incompetence of management and development teams. She was brought in to salvage Yahoo and they proceeded to ignore her and belittle her every chance she got.
I’ve read that it’s a known phenomenon, where a woman is hired or promoted into a position after the project has become a guaranteed disaster, so she takes the fall.
>tumblr’s usership declines as bloggers flock to pillowfort. tumblr is bought from Verizon from an “Private party” for a fraction of what Yahoo! initially paid for it
>pillowfort announces early 2019 the beta is over and membership will be free
>servers go down for a few hours to prepare for the new influx
>new and old users cheer as it goes online once more
>they finally log in
>black screen
>drums play
>”HIYA!”
>”Hey! You! You’re finally awake! You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us! And that thief over there!”
>goes as normal until character creation, during which Todd thanks everyone for supporting the kickstarter or donating to paypal to fund The Elder Scrolls VI: Skyrim 2
>everyone goes back to tumblr in a panic
>Bethesda Game Studio logo where the tumblr “t” used to be
infinity war rewrite. opening scene. instead of monologuing about nonsense for five minutes (boring) and killing heimdall (unnecessary) thanos just grabs loki by the ankles and shakes him upside down until the tesseract falls out his pocket, but then thanos keeps shaking him and more and more entirely identical tesseracts just keep falling out of loki’s pockets and making a pile on the ground and this goes on until the point where it becomes comical
Loki survives by being disguised as one of the tesseract and Thanos has just been shaking his duplicate
infinity war rewrite. opening scene. instead of monologuing about nonsense for five minutes (boring) and killing heimdall (unnecessary) thanos just grabs loki by the ankles and shakes him upside down until the tesseract falls out his pocket, but then thanos keeps shaking him and more and more entirely identical tesseracts just keep falling out of loki’s pockets and making a pile on the ground and this goes on until the point where it becomes comical
jesus christ this website is actually falling to pieces huh, like i thought itd be fine and dandy to just sit around here regardless but peoples blogs outside the dashboard are straight up not even functioning anymore huh
wait so my mobile blog seems fine but my blog blog doesnt display anything from after midday yesterday lmao what
It means your blog has been muted for some posts that have been flagged. You can have the posts reviewed or you can just delete them in order to get unmuted. It’s an absolute shit system
beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way
Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots
