Silver Tongue

Dec 04

gear-adrift:

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Tumblr HQ, apparently.

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cupofsorrows:
“ dwellerinthelibrary:
“From my Drafts. Dirty, dirty Opabinia.
”
Opabinia has been extinct for 497,000,000 slutty, slutty years.
”

cupofsorrows:

dwellerinthelibrary:

From my Drafts. Dirty, dirty Opabinia.

Opabinia has been extinct for 497,000,000 slutty, slutty years.

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zilliumgrist:

circus-circuitry:

zilliumgrist:

when you need to pay respects

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Wh… where’s the time signature?

are u telling me u need a time signature to play 1 note for a joke post

Yes you need a time signature because this post has nearly 50k notes

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zilliumgrist:

circus-circuitry:

zilliumgrist:

when you need to pay respects

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Wh… where’s the time signature?

are u telling me u need a time signature to play 1 note for a joke post

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almightyfeelskraken:

dnd-homebrew5e:

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Two kinds of stealth:

1) There were no witnesses 
2) Leave no witnesses alive 

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the-foley-knoll-horror:

Everyone: “Here’s my handles on like five different sites in case Tumblr goes down”

Me, refusing to make an account anywhere else:

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

The mods are sleep! Post female-presenting nipples!

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quinzelade:
“@thespectacularspider-girl this is the best one
”

quinzelade:

@thespectacularspider-girl this is the best one

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kinkyfemmequeer:

kinkyfemmequeer:

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Guys what if our tumblr loophole is Mormon Bubble Porn?!

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Tumblr says no.

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threedogs-toaster:

{If titty == female presenting;

Don’t

}

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