imagine being so bad at moderating your own website you decide to just kill half the user base and not fix any of the actual problems
Isn’t this the plot of Infinity War
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the porn filter only detects HUMAN skin tones you know what that means
homestuck is legal
- trolls have grey skin
- no nipples no problem!
- they dont have human genitalia cant get banned for a tentacle
homestuck porn legal
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Go off, sis.
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Dozer… Is a bull. The bull, dozer.
we finally found the descendants of the big blue ox
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When even the mainstream media sees that @staff is okay with nazis while getting offended at the female nipple.
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Tumblr decides to completely shut down on December 17th
As the clock strikes midnight the site goes pitch black
Slowly but surely the screen starts clearing and begins to show the montage of a horse carriage traveling through a forest
“Hey, you’re finally awake“
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Now this is interesting
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we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we?
LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!
oh you sweet summer child
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Give all your NPCs long introductory rap songs, in blatant denial of the fact you have absolutely no idea how to rap.