Silver Tongue

Jan 21

physicsofgridlock:

browndog12:

moss-nymph:

Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?

what the fuck do you think the point of finding Bigfoot is

The Shape of Forests (2019) dir. Guillermo Del Toro

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grayclouds:
“ homonurse:
“ dumbassity:
“I’m an introvert and I would never do this. Being an introvert, I don’t really care if people know I’m an introvert or not.
” ”
naw man if an introvert is telling you they’re introvert they’re lowkey just...

grayclouds:

homonurse:

dumbassity:

I’m an introvert and I would never do this. Being an introvert, I don’t really care if people know I’m an introvert or not.

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naw man if an introvert is telling you they’re introvert they’re lowkey just asking you to shut up lmao

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thirstingaintdead:

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

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nycgeek:
“ shitty-car-mods-daily:
“Honk Jesus Honk If U Saves If U Love Love Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus via Shitty_Car_Mods
”
Jesus needs a restraining order…
”

nycgeek:

shitty-car-mods-daily:

Honk Jesus Honk If U Saves If U Love Love Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus via Shitty_Car_Mods

Jesus needs a restraining order…

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ghostcongregation:

i wish more conspiracy theorists would really swing for the fences. ‘we never went to the moon’ = boring, pedestrian. ‘we are actually living on the moon right now, but have been programmed to think we’re on earth’ = endlessly fascinating, shimmering with possibilities

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junkrat-the-junker-rat:

thatgirlonstage:

kaycxpher:

the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s

“The people think that you’re gods, what do you do?”

“…we go along with it.”

“Roll performance.”

“…I got a one.”

“Your foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous.”

“Well I rolled a twenty.”

“…somehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe.”

“I roll to come up with an escape plan” 

“Alright roll”

“…I got a one”

“I try to convince the horse to break us out”

“Roll…animal handling?”

“I got a twenty”

(Source: sovereignbryce, via newbarrk)

donthateonk8:

can we all agree not to see the new heather’s movie? bc i know we all love heathers, but i really don’t want to sit through a movie where the plus sized, poc, and genderfluid characters are the villains who have to be taken down by 2 white straight kids…like that’s not okay…the entire purpose of the movie was that it was about a bunch of privileged white girls who are so diluted and unaware of anything outside of themselves that they turn suicide into a trend. i don’t want good representation to turn into another chance for the young, beautiful, white, straight kids to save us from the evil of diversity.

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kinqtrashmouth:
“Yes
”

kinqtrashmouth:

Yes

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becausebirds:
“ I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks...

becausebirds:

I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.

Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

(Source: becausebirds, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)