Silver Tongue

Dec 02

i-homeostasis:
i-homeostasis:
dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET?
LIKE THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A PERSON’S BACKYARD. LIKE YEA A LITTLE DUSTY MAYBE THERE WAS A SANDSTORM BUT THAT’S COOL I’M JUST GONNA WALK DOWN TO THE STORE P S Y C H YOU’RE ON MARS BICH!
i hate to be rude and intrude on this post but we have decent pictures of the surface Venus too!

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indigonite:

Here, have a jumping pet Karkat ’ u ’
Original video here

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

politijohn:
“What’s next…FREE WATER?! FREE OXYGEN?! WHERE DO WE DRAW THE LINE?!”

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[video]

war-lesbian:

blasster:
war-lesbian:
war-lesbian:
“Won’t” is the boldest fucking contraction like it really Did That. Just went for it, no shame.
Will Not took one look at Don’t and thought yeah baby need me some of that
Do you want us to say Wiln’t
no mr bond i expect you to die

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[video]

afloweroutofstone:

rootbeergoddess:
closet-keys:
thats-tea:
Body Cam focuses on several LAPD police officers who are haunted by a malevolent spirit that is tied to the murder of a black youth at the hands of two white cops, all of which are caught on a body cam video that was destroyed in a cover-up.
👀🍿
FOUND FOOTAGE HORROR REVENGE MOVIE AGAINST MURDEROUS COPS

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renniequeer:

My dad: “So if your pronouns are they and them, how should I refer to you when I brag about you? My daughter? My son?”
Me: “Mom’s just been calling me her kid or her child.”
My dad: “I shall call you…my Eldest Spawn.”

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scene before movie climax:

lightsintheskye:

doubletranquility:
protagonist: So who’s with me?
*5 seconds of silence*
the stoic one: *looks up* im in
4 people one after the other: me to
*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*
*2 more seconds of silence*
The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in
My favorite movie.

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