Silver Tongue

Jul 27

voxelfrogs:

ganondorf:

whoever changed lil uzi’s pronouns on wikipedia clearly just did a search and replace and didn’t proofread because

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You forgot the one that says “‘theyntai’”

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miniquiny999:

turing-tested:

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why do i always get the weirdest fucking capchas

I got this one the other day:

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trance-forbic:

ratchetmessreturns:

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based actually

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frenchroasted:

mckitterick:

ventusregina:

One of the biggest power moves I have here in the midwest when someone is being racist, sexist, homophobic is that I tell them that I’ll pray for them so that god can grace them with empathy, or that “I feel sorry the devil has made his home in your heart” cause you have not felt joy until you’ve flipped the script on a suburban house mom or an old racist white man.  The joy of watching their face in shock and confusion while they’re called out in Christian Standards the same way they try to cover for their homophobia is amazing.  100% suggest it, at the very least it gets them to shut the fuck up.

Good Christian Hacks, an open-ended series

Works wonders in the South, too.

And if they start to stutter and quote some cherry-picked Bible verse at you, come back at them with “yes, even the Devil can quote scripture, but that doesn’t mean he understands it. I’ll pray for God to grant you understanding in the fullness of His word.”

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thebonepirate:
“ian-haywire:
“thetrashiestoftrash:
“Fascinating bit of perspective in the notes, along with several commenters pointing out they had never seen one of these before coming to the US.
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Why the fuck are bread clips banned in...

thebonepirate:

ian-haywire:

thetrashiestoftrash:

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Fascinating bit of perspective in the notes, along with several commenters pointing out they had never seen one of these before coming to the US.

Why the fuck are bread clips banned in Scotland

bread crimes

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molabuddy:

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ouuu … little animal moment

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manywinged:

manywinged:

forgot i was working in the meat section at my workplace today and briefly experienced what it’s like to be an indie horror game protagonist

coworker: uhhh there’s some blood leaking out from under the storeroom door can you go check that out

me:

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me, remembering that i’m working on the raw meats counter and not about to meet jeff the killer at the fridge:

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Finally, we found the gamer from this post

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nyanoraptor:

assdevourer:

that post thats like “i hope christianity as a global power collapses” and there’s just tons of hand-wringing “enjoy living in a lawless wasteland with no morals” comments like. congrats. you are a living illustration of the fucking point.

if your sense of morality is anchored to the bible and you think people would just start killing people etc without it, congrats, your worldview is fucked and you should do some introspection why.

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considering all the slavery, rape, murder and genocide in the bible, perhaps the bible isnt the best moral compass

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