Silver Tongue

Dec 01

adurot:

tomhollandhollaatme:

kelslk-art:

I bet Girl Scouts would set up shop in front of stark tower bc they know the avengers are an easy sell

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE LITERALLY EVER SEEN EVER

My favorite thing is when they set up outside magic/game tournaments at the comic shop.

Thor pays in asgardian gold

(via adurot)

curiooftheheart:

queen-of-dirt:

moth-mobile:

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:

/r/choosingbeggars is the only good Subreddit I’ve decided

This is one of the best ones I’ve found from there

Damn you’re right

This is so cursed I swear I lost five years of life

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when-in-doubt-sing:

livenudebigfoot:

chaos-ensuing:

minervafloofderg:

minervafloofderg:

One of the reasons I feel so comfortable using Tumblr over other social media is because this site is clearly too incompetent to be evil.

The basic business model of a social network is to harvest commercially valuable personal data and sell it, most famously via targeted ads. Anyone visiting my blog can clearly see that I am a queer furry who’s into video games and art. And yet I am only served ads for funeral homes, Bible story DVDs, and the current president’s reelection campaign (in 2018 for some reason)

Needless to say my click through rate has not been very good

Me: Runs a blog dedicated to dungeons and dragons and anime
Tumblr: You know what, you strike me as a sporty type

I’m a social media manager for my day job and Tumblr is literally the only social media platform I can relax on anymore because it’s so incompetent when it comes to exploiting my personal data.

The tumblr personal data algorithm, trying to make sense of the hot mess that is my blog:

Originally posted by usedpimpa

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

i dont wanna be rich i just wanna have enough money to shower my friends in gifts and hire a sassy butler

gallusrostromegalus:

bellhasabat:

pussyflaps:

here have a transparent kringlefucker to spead holiday cheer all up over your blog

god bless the kringlefucker

I cannot belive i follow like 23 homestucks and it’s taken me until december 15th for this thing to appear on my dash.  Are you guys okay?

(via aeritus)

rusheloc:

Did you know wolverines have stink glands that make their feet extra nasty?

I’m sure this is incredibly valuable information for someone!

@blue34cat

voiddenizen:

maplehoof and jaspers are the only characters in homestuck that have done 0 wrong at all

objection, jaspers and minimaplehoof were covering up the nameplates of the alpha strilonds

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