Silver Tongue

Nov 30

gearholder:

mint-bees:

Im about to pass out from exhaustion but i just had a really bad realization so hear me out on these facts

- alphys based her understanding of humans off of anime Which is why mettaton looks like that tm

- in order for mettaton to speak he needs a voice using like a program with vocal sounds in it

- monsters get most of their technology from humans

- there is only one voice generator program that comes to mind that could realistically have been in the piles of trash alphys gets her anime from

Conclusion: it is extremely likely that mettaton sounds like a pitched down hatsune miku SIRI SEND POST

>trash

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liepard:

dykejpeg:

nilnovi:

tstwitterupdates:

i swear the delivery instructions are put by whoever orders tho?????

they are…… this is so embarassing

as a fooddelivery driver i can say that employees can add delivery notes to orders at any time before its sent out.

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bloodsbane:

a scraggly ol’ cat 

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Petition to replace the baseball episode trope with the characters playing a family board game instead

moonpaw:

nihkee’s hiveswap sprite vs what she actually looks like is a very different experience 

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letthedalekssaycuck:

soundsof71:

amaskdescribingamask:

Originally posted by simperingcreatures

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.” 

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived

He truly was the prince of the universe.

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silverhawk:

“you know i had to do it to em” is like almost two years old at this point and it still hasnt gotten old, other memes just die but “you know i had to do it to em” remains so iconic that i cant even look at a picture of a sidewalk without expecting the caption or without thinking “he could’ve done it to them here but he chose not to”

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meta-xylene:

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