what they say: “its just a meme, bro”
what they mean: “im a victim of a viral culture thats overuse of a broad, general term like ‘meme’ as a synonym for a specific brand of abstract, shorthand humor has caused me to confuscate the concept of viral ideas with harmless, meaningless jokes. because of this, im unable to differentiate between actual harmless jokes and things like racism, pedophilia, and homophobia when theyre hidden behind a layer of abstract, shorthand humor that i consider to be a part of ‘internet culture’ as a whole. it is also because i lack critical thinking skills.”
(via newbarrk)
Regarding our efforts to identify a serial killer’s victims: “Just drag a corpse around with us, throw it at people’s feet, ask if they’ve ever seen her before.”
(via yourplayersaidwhat)
The realist one
(Source: ommanyte, via robustquestioner)
People who eat nerds like they are taking a shot scare me to the bone
I keep thinking abt this post. How else does one eat nerds??????
Like what do you do?? Pick them all out one by one?? Isn’t it much better to rip the box open and crunch them all at once ?
1) yes 2) fuck you
coward
I completely forgot nerds were a candy for this entire post
Obviously the correct way is to pour out a small amount into your hand and then thp thp thp them with the tip of your tongue like a lizard
Tag yourself
(via robustquestioner)
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If I ever doubt myself I just ask “WWDDOOTDDD?”
(What Would Doug Dimmadome Owner Of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome Do?)
(via robustquestioner)
“I look around till I find the quest” — Me not knowing why we’re in this town (via yourplayersaidwhat)
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(Source: ot3-old, via newbarrk)
“jedi dont have sex” is a lie the entire order has told to yoda for 900 years bc they don’t want him to feel bad that hes not getting any
3 types of responses to this post:
- disagreeing and saying yoda does fuck
- disagreeing but somehow missing the joke and pulling lore receipts to prove me wrong
- my mutuals telling me to shut up
FOURTH AND WORST RESPONSE:
people saying theyd fuck yoda
(via newbarrk)
DM, as a butler for a Cloud Giant: How shall I introduce thee? (meaning by our titles/group name)
Bard: Wistfully, sir. (entire table bursts out into laughter)
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