Silver Tongue

Nov 30

enterthehime:
“vatican bishops cosplay grimdark rose
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enterthehime:

vatican bishops cosplay grimdark rose

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albinogoblin:

thestalkerbunny:

Hot concept: Tieflings who are married don’t wear rings on their fingers. I imagine many anti-tief religions are like ‘NO YOU CANT DO THAT MEH MEH MEEEHH’ So they wear their marriage bands elsewhere.

They are custom fitted with a band around one of their horns so their beloved is ‘always on their mind.’ There’s rarely precious jewels embedded-which makes it strange to see very elaborately dressed tieflings wear something that looks so plain-it’s because their beloved is suppose to be the jewel. The bands are usually kept very well cleaned and polished because a neglected looking band is sort of a ‘nudge nudge-that guy doesn’t care much about his s/o.’ kind of thing.

Simple patterns are often very acceptable or engraved names.

Poly tieflings will often have a band on each horn and are ornately engraved to symbolize their partners.

Tieflings who are widowed and remarry keep the bands on because removing it would be a sign of not thinking about their dearly departed anymore and would be an insult to the spirits.

Tieflings who divorce usually have to seek out a Black Smith to get these removed. And then proceed to publically throw the band at their Ex-which could hurt because it would be a fairly big piece of metal.

Horrifyingly enough, forced ‘divorce’ occurs in some regions and if the band can’t be removed because it takes a professional to remove it, people who just result to sawing off the horn itself-which creates the polite protocol in tiefling social culture to not ask about horns if missing.

Some Tieflings who have to hide their marriages in anti tiefling areas that are aware of the marriage practices get a bit more creative and pierce their nose with a ring finger sized band while their lover if non tiefling can wear the ring more subtley on their hand.

GOOD SHIT

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needlekind:

needlekind:

needlekind:

HEY HAVE WE HEARD YET ABOUT THE ALT-RIGHT CONSPIRACY THEORIST WHO GOT BANNED FROM TWITTER SO SHE FUCKING HANDCUFFED HERSELF TO THE NYC TWITTER HQ

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x @ 

the fucking nypd asked her if she wanted to be removed from the door and literally she just went “i want my twitter”

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twitter said they weren’t going to press charges so she could stay handcuffed to the door as long as she wanted and she made it two hours before asking the nypd to cut her loose. apparently someone brought her a pizza at one point and she refused it

i would have had an entire pizza party just out of reach from her.

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Nov 29

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notgr:
“i literally cannot stop thinking about kris going up to this priest and being like “Hey can i get some of your sick Fruit Juice” ”
i cant get over the fact that the priest is bribing kids with “sick fruit juice” to go to church

notgr:

i literally cannot stop thinking about kris going up to this priest and being like “Hey can i get some of your sick Fruit Juice”

i cant get over the fact that the priest is bribing kids with “sick fruit juice” to go to church

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mr-tom-hiddlestoned:

delicatemv:

cinderteethe:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

*reopens tinder*

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*closes tinder*

Hey I’m having an aneurism

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I don’t even have anything to add with this one

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drittney?

it’s drittney bitch

it’s drittney ditch

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