ridley angrily pointing to samus, dark samus and SA-X:
“YOURE SAMUS, YOURE SAMUS, YOUR SAMUS… IM SAMUS! IS THERE ANY OTHER SAMUS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT!?”
honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.