Silver Tongue

Nov 27

itsbluejeansbitch:

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episode 17: the tres horny boys, Merle Highchurch, Taako [redacted], and Magnus Burnsides, have their carnival fun interrupted by a mysterious force

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mniarosy:
“ autistic-ralsei:
“ jiang-she:
“mettaton could & would kill rouxls kaard
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They’re dumbass gays who can’t decide whether they smash the others head or kiss each other
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im going to use your spine like a fucking silly straw and slurp what...

mniarosy:

autistic-ralsei:

jiang-she:

mettaton could & would kill rouxls kaard

They’re dumbass gays who can’t decide whether they smash the others head or kiss each other

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im going to use your spine like a fucking silly straw and slurp what little brains you have out of that huge skull of yours

Just gonna put this here

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(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

ridley angrily pointing to samus, dark samus and SA-X: “YOURE SAMUS, YOURE SAMUS, YOUR SAMUS… IM SAMUS! IS THERE ANY OTHER SAMUS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT!?”

kirby wearing the samush helmet: “Poyo”

moguuera:

mediumsizedboy:

murkmen:

moguuera:

I will never forgive from software for shit like royal rat authority like what the fuck was that

the giant rat that makes all of the rules

Hes literally the boss

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thealogie:

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god….take the shot

if hes gonna roll back laws made to protect the public from corporate greed, then he should suffer the consequences

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the-cum-scoundrel:

bioticsandlyrium:

beyoncepatronus:

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

Mass Effect fans to the rescue

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bignosebug:
“Hmmmmm
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bignosebug:

Hmmmmm

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