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*dirk voice* a stove? you mean the ramen noodle maker?
hal please dont tell me you use your stove to make ramen instead of a microwave like civilized people
wait what the fuck people use the microwave to make ramen who the fuck ARE you people jesus fucking christ
I have no stove at work bq this is office employee erasure
D:
i use a water heater i dont understand
D:
*eats ramen raw and downs the flavour packet first.*
(via banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2)
#pacific rim was too excited to hold back #’HERE LOOK AT WHAT WE MADE’
shout out to pacific rim for showing me what i paid to see
Guillermo del toro once again had my back
(via newbarrk)
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Here’s the Homestuck Sprites drawpile for the homestuck artists discord server! This pile is so colourful and bright!! Thanks to everyone who participated!! Credits to the artists will be under the cut!
really brave of this guy to sit at his computer making this meme while some other dude fucks his girlfriend
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
all my toes are little guns i take them off and all you see is five gun barrels
*sticks 10 shotgun ammo in them videogame reload style*
quick hold my legs and tell me when to shoot
now (point at vy canis majoris)
OKAY I GOT THIS
(Source: sailorbrazil, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
drink up my sweet boy
who would’ve thought a flesh colored otamatone could be so unsettling
it’s so close to being human
(Source: gaywailord, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
don’t you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven free
(via dan-mcneely)
