Silver Tongue

Nov 24

dear guys who make gatorade frost:
the purpose of having a name for the flavor of your product is to tell me what flavor your product is
apparently, nobody ever told you this, and so you think the purpose of naming flavors is to sound like Death Knight talents
I don’t know what Icy Charge tastes like but I’m pretty sure it’s going to move me into melee with my target and slow their movement speed by 75% for 3 seconds

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official-kris-deltarune:

endless-deltarune:
Erm

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a-magister:

Grimdark Rose!
In watercolors!! Told you guys I had art for you!

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skazuhira-miller:

thought: complex and meaningful thoughts about how much character means to me
what comes out: HIM……… SON…. MY SON….

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krinkshame:

cheese-sample-official:
tbh I’ve never had my debit card info stolen and I chalk it up to the security number on the back being 666
like if I was a criminal out stealing credit/debit card info and I saw that?
nah man I’m out
damn an whats the numbers on the front

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hyperroos:

let’s play a randomized nuzlocke.
no.
no no. no no no no.
YES.
NOO.

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fartgallery:

fartgallery:
so in 2010 i made a facebook event for my birthday party for this year, because i thought “haha wouldnt that be funny, 2018 is forever away!”. but now it is 2018, and my birthday is in 2 days.
people have been building the hype for the past 8 years
and now im stressed cause i gotta deliver, i had 8 years to make plans and i procrastinated to the last minute. time makes fools of us all
Tune in tomorrow to find out what I came up with!

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robertmueller:

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andrewthedankmemefuck:

real-truth:
real-truth:
estufar:
i-am-loco:
crimefighter-bae-b:
rubykgrant:
crimefighter-bae-b:
when you draw a face, but you never bothered to get the body right first.
With the power of Photoshop we can combine our art skills…
…and create perfection.
This is beautiful
or better yet,
She has been wooed~
Never forget true romance 💕

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filibusterfrog:

seraphim