Silver Tongue

Nov 23

probablybadrpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

As much as I enjoy you lot yelling at Pencil about Griffin’s Amiibo Corner, it’s kind of filling up the inbox

Bad RPG idea: accidentally reference something you know nothing about in front of approximately 53k people who do

- Mod Paper

Update I have now watched the Amiibo Corner

Upon further examination, I think I now understand things even less then I did before. This statement that applies both in relation to my post and my life in general after watching Amiibo Corner. Thanks for informing me all!

PS. Please don’t use your nerd power to destroy me, Griffin McElroy!
-Mod Pencil

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sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

meowthmix:

playstation1graphics:

nerds make too much money and they don’t even ball with it properly they just buy eight-thousand dollar graphics cards for no reason and wear the same 3 tshirts for their entire their lives

name one better investment than experiencing the glory of pc gaming in the most stunning quality possible

deodorant

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Note to self

404youbroketheinternet:

girlandgeese:

Stop thinking: “I’m not talented enough to execute this concept.”
Start thinking: “I’m going to be a stronger artist when I’ve finished this piece.”

This is a fixed mindset vs. a growth mindset.

Your abilities are not static, and any challenges you have, anything that turns out different from how you imagined, is not evidence of failure, just a struggle towards improvement.

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[video]

septemberfirst1989:

car commercials: Smooth. *over footage of it driving on a mountain road* Luxurious. Powerful. Godlike. This Car Is The Secret To Your Happiness. Buy It And Transcend Human Emotion

jewel commercials: WOW! REAL PRIME 45-CARAT STERLING SILVER WITH PEARLS FORGED IN ATLANTIS! CALL NOW TO BUY IT FOR OOOOONLY $100!!! HALF OFF!!!!!!! LIMITED EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INSTANT CLASS FOR CHEAP CHEAP PRICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waterpark commercials: Come for a weekend of family enjoyment! :) Splash! Bash! Laugh! :)) Teens and adults alike agree that this park is fun for all ages! *wolf noise* You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit!

restaurant commercials:  Its Back

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tomatomagica:

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oh my god will it fucking kill you to say “they”

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mrjevil:
“huh?
yeah whatever
(more mister!)
”

mrjevil:

huh?

yeah whatever

(more mister!)

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ddestr0yedd:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

bayoubastard:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

bayoubastard:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

bayoubastard:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

softecat:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

I can’t think of a single Blizzard series that doesn’t have the big guy with a hook

gutterhob uses a lot of WoW models so that means i’m obligated to eventually include a big guy with a hook, maybe i’ll combine them all together 

starcraft has no hook characters, nor does diablo

Don’t ever question me again, insect

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i dont understand any of this nerd shit but that last one got NO hooks

How dare you question me you insignificant bag of meat

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NEITHER ONE OF THOSE ARE HOOKS

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THATS NOT A HOOK THATS A HARPOON!!

A HARPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A harpoon is a kind of hook you pantomime fucking buffoon

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http://www.whalecraft.net/Harpoons.html

shit is heating up in the big dude holding a hook discourse

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professorsparklepants:

firey-rising-demon:

susiephone:

favorite story: apparently, while filming “black swan,” the director would try to pit mila kunis and natalie portman against each other, telling them that the other woman was doing a better job, in hopes of making their characters’ rivalry seem more authentic. but it completely backfired, since instead of getting angry or competitive, natalie and mila would just congratulate each other on doing such good work.

Directors who do stuff like this are pieces of shit

What men think women are like verses what women are actually like

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tredlocity:

tredlocity:

Aw shit it’s a lion

Dad look it’s a lion

Oh fuck son let’s beat it up

oh shit now there’s a leopard

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