Silver Tongue

Jul 24

secretwriterstudentjaune:

chloe-baboey:

Finally, a hotel that understands color theory

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Once again we bring you Tumblr’s One Joke

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the-dao-of-the-zerg:

fortooate:

specialstarfish:

teojida:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

she-was-a-skater-gay:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

update:

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we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

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the-meat-machine:

telltaletypist:

telltaletypist:

i will always love that jack noir’s main motivation is just that he’s a disgruntled bureaucrat who obtained the power of god and chose to use it to just fuck shit up

and lord english’s motivation is that he’s an angry edgy teen who obtained the power of god and chose to use it to just fuck shit up

Screenshot of an anonymous imageboard post from May 25 2013. It reads, "It's about kids forming friendships over the internet. Meanwhile a dispute over workplace dresscode occurs, resulting in the deaths of billions."ALT

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mamoru:

warning issued due to dangerous undeclared ingredients in honey-based products

whew. so sometimes food alerts and recalls involve undeclared ingredients right? as in, ingredients that are not listed on the package. these are often allergens like wheat, peanuts, soy, milk.

well right now, officials at the FDA are down on their knees…bee’s knees, if you will,

because of honey-based products that contain some undeclared ingredients. you are not going to believe this one folks. take a second and think about, what the fuck are these companies possibly adding to honey?

and if you guessed viagra, you win!

the FDA has issued a warning for over a dozen honey-based products for containing undeclared ingredients, including cialis (tadalafil) and viagra (sildenafil). there are multiple recalls.

these products are sold under names like “x rated honey for men” and “royal honey for him” and “royal honey for her” and “vital honey” with some claiming to increase sexual function. it was not the honey. it was the drugs they were laced with, which consumers had no way to know they were taking.

tadalafil and sildenafil are prescription drugs that increase circulation. they are sold under multiple names and are effective for conditions pertaining to circulation problems. viagra was originally a heart medication, fun fact!

these drugs interact with a lot of different medications and health conditions and can kill you.

definitely an unusual FDA warning, but still one that needs to be taken seriously. many health supplements contain dangerous undeclared drug ingredients which can cause illness, injury, and death.

these products were sold on amazon, ebay, etsy, walmart, aliexpress, and more.

@monsterenergytwink​

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beesmcchickengooprealm5000:

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Birth

easily one of the worst images of all time

I hope you die 1 million times

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dankmemeuniversity:

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spiced-thembo:

girl001:

>i sit on a throne and people come up to me one by one displaying different items

>with each item i yell out “yonic” or “phallic” and then wave them away to a door to the left or right of me (depending on whether its yonic or phallic)

>guy comes up with an item thats too difficult to label as yonic or phalic

>i pull a lever to the right of me that opens a trap door under his feet sending him to fall miles down to his death as we are in my floating cloud castle

>categorizing continues as normal

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plentys:
“ picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
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much to think about
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plentys:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

much to think about

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theriverdraws:

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DAMN CRAIG

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psychoticcrippleandposims-deact asked:

fucking-what:

thegreatcanadiankbitty:

era-supremacy:

swa-shed-aquasi-deactivated2023:

hera-the-wizard:

damicantcope:

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