Silver Tongue

Nov 23

thetruerarkher:
“ roll-for-anal-circumference:
“ avidneopian:
“ cosmipup:
“is matt mercer fucking ok
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Wait they have a mansion?
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That was likely right after Scientology bought half the company.
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Excuse me
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thetruerarkher:

roll-for-anal-circumference:

avidneopian:

cosmipup:

is matt mercer fucking ok

Wait they have a mansion?

That was likely right after Scientology bought half the company.

Excuse me

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blogging-phelddagrif:

aerialsquid:

unpretty:

unpretty:

unpretty:

tubby ran out of wet food and i couldn’t get to the pet store before lunch so i had to improvise and made her a scrambled egg

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she is intensely dubious about this non-salmon food item

despite how much she loves eggs when i’m eating them, she had no interest in eggs that had been prepared especially for her. fortunately we were able to escape our driveway and get her preferred salmon and gravy, and while we were out i bought a frame for the @viv-draws print i bought her

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her standards have finally been met

a couple of people have expressed concern about tubby breaking her dishes, so i just want to note that sometimes when the cups are misaligned in their tray they wobble a little and make a tiny clinking sound. when this happens instead of eating directly out of her dish, tubby will use her paw to bring the food to her mouth in order to prevent any unseemly noises.

Your cat is a very prim cat.

not to be dramatic but I’d die for tubby

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em0gf:

em0gf:

em0gf:

i just got a 105 min ad?? on youtube??

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????????

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ITS THE ENTIRE FUCKING LEGO MOVIE

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probablybadrpgideas:

As much as I enjoy you lot yelling at Pencil about Griffin’s Amiibo Corner, it’s kind of filling up the inbox

Bad RPG idea: accidentally reference something you know nothing about in front of approximately 53k people who do

- Mod Paper

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captainlatin:

I fucking hate languages.

The Greeks had this word, right, we have no idea where it came from, it just kinda popped up out of nowhere, and it could mean either apples, cheeks, or boobs. Problem is it looked and sounded *exactly* like another, unrelated word which could mean sheep, goat, or any animal in general really, which must have got confusing if you were a farmer talking about your livestock, but anyway…

Then the Romans, having stolen practically everything else from the Greeks, thought they’d nick this word too, because Latin isn’t confusing enough without throwing in a bunch of loan words. And they adopted it to mean a pumpkin.

Then the English came along and were all like “when in Rome”, and stole it, where it became our word ‘melon’. Which has now come back to mean boobs.

How do you like them apples.

humans have always been humans

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punk-possum:

gunsandfireandshit:

famicase:

famicase:

you know…… there really isn’t a more powerful duo than raccoons and opossums……

there really just isn’t!

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@bloodsbane

@kilalabunnies it us!

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