Silver Tongue

Jan 14

rubesquad:

in that “rubyverse au” i had where its like… su, but leggy is the main character and its about the ruby squad’s adventures, i wrote a fake ep description thats like: doc gets poofed and the whole ep is the rest of them fighting over who gets to be leader while she reforms

the whole ep is an excuse for the rest of them to shape-shift into a uniform like doc’s and bicker about who should rightfully be the leader and they’re all… so terrible

Eyeball: okay CLEARLY i should be in charge, im the longest in-service among us and a war veteran and- 
Army: O YA? I CAN BENCH PRESS THIS WHOLE DANG SHIP
Navy: Rubies, rubies, I’m an EXCELLENT diplomat and plotter so I-
Leggy: I LIKE SUSPENDERS!!! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!! 

Doc reforms 3 minutes later to this hot mess

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(via i-moved-to-emerymunro)

comcastkills:

writing-prompt-s:

Every year, the richest person in America is declared the “Winner of Capitalism.” They get a badge. Then all of their wealth is donated to charity and they have to start over at $0.

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narfgaraja:

the best answer on that entire page is this one though

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(Source: overflowchute, via banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2)

cisphobiccommunistopinions:

congruentepitheton:

Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.

Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.

His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.

I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.

i appreciate brickaday

(via chefpyro)

just-shower-thoughts:

Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can’t find any enemies.

(via nofacednerd)

closet-keys:
“ iwilleatyourenglish:
“how do men this weak even manage to survive
”
men: what are these feminists talking about? we don’t objectify women
also men: the ideal woman is literally just an object shaped like a woman’s body
”

closet-keys:

iwilleatyourenglish:

how do men this weak even manage to survive

men: what are these feminists talking about? we don’t objectify women

also men: the ideal woman is literally just an object shaped like a woman’s body

(via bloodsbane)

just-plain-lunacy:
“New Threads
”

just-plain-lunacy:

New Threads

(via pembrokewkorgi)

unnonexistence:
“*sigh* roll for it
”
@unovabrony

unnonexistence:

*sigh* roll for it

@unovabrony

(via robustquestioner)

dennys:
“;)
”

dennys:

;)

(Source: dennys, via dennys)

“When the ROGUE is the one trying to keep the party on track, there are PROBLEMS!”

yourplayersaidwhat:

Our DM thought it was a good idea for all the PCs to be baby dragons.  It goes about as well as one would think.

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