Silver Tongue

Jan 14

satanworship:

me plugging my laptop in: eat these electrons you hungry bitch

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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rojira:
“They went for a meeting in the woods: Turns out Roxane is the fucking Heiress.
”

rojira:

They went for a meeting in the woods: Turns out Roxane is the fucking Heiress.

(via newbarrk)

crabbyclaw:
“they like to kiss eachother
”

crabbyclaw:

they like to kiss eachother

(Source: bananabat, via daily-karkat)

fuckyeahdiomedes:

goodzillo:

Hey Gamers

Tonight I had to punish a player for referring to the Monster Manual as a “husband catalog”

Don’t punish someone for bravery

(Source: goodzillo-moved, via pasteldaemon)

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put in my askbox what kind of monster you think i’d be

dateamonster:

and reblog this if you want your followers to do the same

(via jadewares)

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sounddesignerjeans:

theonlyleftydesk:

meropischao:

mesopelagic:

meropischao:

meropischao:

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed

if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off

excuse me

The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…

I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers

horse legs are just the yaoiest of hands

(via lime-time)

coconutfella:
“ marvel-is-ruining-my-life:
“The Chrises are killing me
”
He’s having an existential Chrisis
”

coconutfella:

marvel-is-ruining-my-life:

The Chrises are killing me

He’s having an existential Chrisis

(via thatsthat24)