Silver Tongue

Nov 22

assofedwardkenway:

assofedwardkenway:

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sockablock:

Uh, yeah, I am currently at 34. My max is 49.

• Holy shit.

What?

• That’s just real low.

Is it? Is it, Griffin, is it REAL low? Is it almost like some fucking LICHES of our imagination SUCKED my hit points away from me, a WIZARD? Is that what may account for the LOWNESS? It’s like, so CRAZY low, HUH?

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im-not-a-crack-pot:

punkrorschach:

aeleolus:

penfairy:

“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman

Okay first off, I will always reblog this post, but secondly, I went to Shakespeare in the Park tonight to see this and all the women cheered *so loudly* when Beatrice said this line, and the guy in front of me looked around all shocked and a little scared and said “… oh wow” and it was ICONIQUE

The funniest part of this line is that it was considered hugely improper to eat ANYTHING in the marketplace so she’s not only saying she’d fuck him up but that she’d do it in a way that goes against social niceties.

Kinda like “I’ll fight you in church” or smth.

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i will swear in your christian minecraft server

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silver-tongues-blog asked: Christmas is the Britain of holidays

jitterbugjive:

well at least the food is flavorful to make up for that

well duh, the food comes from other traditions that it appropriated

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takethesnowtrain:

Sorry for the manga spoilers. Expect more BNHA fan art

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nonsensespeaksforwisdom:

questbedhead:

So like, the voidfish maybe (?) don’t need to eat all that often, but I doubt Lucretia was just gonna let junior go hungry. But she can’t tell anyone else that there’s a baby voidfish so she’d have to make things for him herself, but what?? Did she write him stories? Some angsty poems?? Songs??? Please imagine a very tired Madame Director trying to improvise a snack after a long day of directing, slumped over juniors tank whispering do you want ice cream, it’s a creamy creamy treat-

I read this aloud and @americanghostwriter said “this is why tacos don’t exist”

what if she fed jr her fanfiction from various serieses from her homeworld

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queenplumpkin:

Oof

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enderman:

starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this

i think the thing youre forgetting is that the joke behind shitty car mods is that none of the car mods are shitty. you need to post some good but outside of the box pc builds to have the same energy rather than actual shitty pc builds like the one youve presented

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professorsparklepants:

brawltogethernow:

ultrafacts:

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Click HERE for more facts!

A f O r E i G n p R iNcE.

v. SATAN AND HIS STAFF

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