Is it? Is it, Griffin, is it REALlow? Is it almost like some fuckingLICHESofour imaginationSUCKED my hit points away from me, a WIZARD? Is that what may account for the LOWNESS? It’s like, so CRAZYlow,HUH?
“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman
Okay first off, I will always reblog this post, but secondly, I went to Shakespeare in the Park tonight to see this and all the women cheered *so loudly* when Beatrice said this line, and the guy in front of me looked around all shocked and a little scared and said “… oh wow” and it was ICONIQUE
The funniest part of this line is that it was considered hugely improper to eat ANYTHING in the marketplace so she’s not only saying she’d fuck him up but that she’d do it in a way that goes against social niceties.
So like, the voidfish maybe (?) don’t need to eat all that often, but I doubt Lucretia was just gonna let junior go hungry. But she can’t tell anyone else that there’s a baby voidfish so she’d have to make things for him herself, but what?? Did she write him stories? Some angsty poems?? Songs??? Please imagine a very tired Madame Director trying to improvise a snack after a long day of directing, slumped over juniors tank whispering do you want ice cream, it’s a creamy creamy treat-
starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this
i think the thing youre forgetting is that the joke behind shitty car mods is that none of the car mods are shitty. you need to post some good but outside of the box pc builds to have the same energy rather than actual shitty pc builds like the one youve presented