It really is 69 420 lmao.
Do you think a 70th Represenative tried to sign on, and they were like, “No, Ron, we need this exact number.”
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Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!
My Roman Catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought provoking as I did
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Y E A H
Man, lemme tell you, this transition was a TRIP to watch in realtime.
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[video]
Wholesome Geoff Ramsey (of Achievement Hunter/Rooster Teeth fame)
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yanno how every january everyone writes the wrong year for a while ?? that’s like how it is when u come out as trans and still misgender or deadname yourself. you’re not faking it, u just gotta get used to the change just like we all do every january.
a wholesome post
happy new year stop bullying autistic people just for the sole fact of them being autistic
And that means stop mocking people who walk funny, or move stiffly, or talk too loudly or too much, or in an odd tone, or don’t talk at all; people who obsess over undertale and space, people who make “weird” facial expressions or no facial expressions; only eat one food, dress unusually, are socially awkward, extra gullible, way too literal, naive, “childish”, adhere to a strict routine, are very attached to an inanimate object, and a whole bunch of other stuff! Even if you dont know if theyre autistic. The “weird” people you’re making fun of are rarely neurotypical.
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top reasons to get married
- Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch
- love i guess
john mulaney ghostwrote this
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My TV screwed up with the show titles like
how can you screw up this bad
I dont even know what its suppossed to say
THIS IS KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS
AH YES MY FAVORITE SHOW VERY JUMP THINGS
my personal favorite
what?????
look its my favorite super hero the chicken Spider-Man
how do you even screw up this badly????
like how even
orphan black???????
Did Google translate the titles from another language?
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