Silver Tongue

Jan 13

roguefucker69:

taahko:

“jedi dont have sex” is a lie the entire order has told to yoda for 900 years bc they don’t want him to feel bad that hes not getting any

Incorrect it’s bc they knew that if Yoda knew he could legally bone he’d destroy every pussy in the galaxy

(via deep-sea-prince)

skarchomp:

In 2018 can yall just like or dislike movies/shows/books/etc like normal human beings and not make it a Thing for once

(via chefpyro)

[video]

villainveins:
“ commission for @jayspants
this was loads of fun :P
”

villainveins:

commission for @jayspants 

this was loads of fun :P

(via homestuck-betakids)

[video]

moonpaw:

moonpaw:

someone wins the fantroll contest but their fantroll is gamzee with a mustache  

if i saw sakura katana in hiveswap i would think i was having a stroke thats too powerful for my mind to comprehend 

What if its just mituna. like not psiionic, jsut straight up mituna. bulging spandex and all.

(via moonpaw)

appreciation post for the first lalonde child (symbolic cat version)

banishedquasiroyal:

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;w; babey boy. 1 like=1 prayer

(via banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2)

apple-a-la-mode:

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every single word of this panel name takes you on a new journey, my brain went to hell when i tried to read this

(via taffybuns)

incorrect-dragonball-quotes:

Bulma: Our daughter keeps getting phone calls from boys.


Vegeta: What? Why?


Bulma: Because she’s charming and beautiful.


Vegeta: Trace the call, end his lineage, salt the earth.


Bulma: I’m pretty sure he’s 7


Vegeta: Then it should be easy.

(via rosexknight)

micky-ann:
“ i hope to fucking god this hasn’t already been done
x
”

micky-ann:

i hope to fucking god this hasn’t already been done

x

(via taffybuns)