Silver Tongue

Jan 12

pervocracy:
Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times! I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!
Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE
it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

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fakehistory:

Logan Paul visits Japan c. 2018

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skidar:

bisexualmcqueen:
PIXAR ANSWERED YOUR BIG QUESTION
YOU ASKED:
AND IN THE MOVIE CARS 3, PIXAR ANSWERS:
“Car Life Insurance”
IT’S BOTH
Insuricare is the insurance company Bob Parr worked for in The Incredibles

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chefpyro:

icekong:
governmentshill:
tilthat:
TIL in 2009, Burger King ran the “Whopper Sacrifice” campaign, which offered a free hamburger to anyone who deleted ten friends off Facebook. Facebook suspended the program because Burger King was sending notifications to the castoffs letting them know they’d been dropped for a sandwich.
via reddit.com
Powerful

lana:

once you play dragon age you just get it
like other people balk at 100+ hour playthroughs and think it’s weird to “romance” a video game character but my boyfriend started playing and like 2 hours in he was like “i reloaded because cassandra didn’t like something I said, is that normal”
yes. yes it is.

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greekgodsarestrange asked: Terezi beholder

filibusterfrog:

thanks! i hate it

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