Silver Tongue

Jan 12

marelapis:
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“ im watching the episode where steven tries to show places where Lapis can go live and this ad comes up.
LAPIS GOES TO DISNEY...

marelapis:

kenichishinigami:

imnomidget:

nauticalradical:

samuraipudding:

cat-pun:

nauticalradical:

im watching the episode where steven tries to show places where Lapis can go live and this ad comes up.

LAPIS GOES TO DISNEY WORLD

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there she is………..

I hope her favorite ride is splash mountain

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she made the whole crew ride it about 12 times that day

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I MADE IT BETTER WORSE

@marelapis

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rainbowcloversandwhalechickens:

hi hello Karkat Vantas is aromantic and has a stutter and likes the taste of strawberries very much. these are Canon Facts and arguing with them is futile

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“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

The implication that Goofy is just a more advanced stage in canine evolution is oddly terrifying somehow

theres no such thing as ‘more advance’ in evolution. a dogman isnt more evolved than a dog, just as you are no more evolved than an seagull or coral, they are just fitted for different environments and have evolved as such

Goofy is not more evolved the Pluto, Goofy just fills a different ecological niche. While Pluto is just a scavenger and Goofy is an apex predator both play important roles in the ecosystem.

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Originally posted by kevinarsenault

Goofy’s a domestic dog, Pluto is a real one.

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“Why me? I’m domesticated!” is the deepest rabbit hole of a line in the entire disney canon

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I wanted to say something… but I think this screenshot of Donald explains exactly how I feel reading this.

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Jan 11

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greenribbon:
“my coworker stumbled upon one of the best stock images of all time
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greenribbon:

my coworker stumbled upon one of the best stock images of all time

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