Wholesome
Anonymous asked: Maybe space players are naturally motherfuckers
well space is all about creation/production so like. saying that space players are collectively into and/or ARE milfs is…not too far off?
Wholesome
(via deep-sea-prince)
vaporwave sounds like what drowning in a mall fountain would feel like
That’s exactly what it is
@ryukodragon
And this is why our parents would scold us away from mall fountains as kids…
(via avecpardonplaysminecraft)
*The name’s Sean
*Pronounced “Shawn.”
(via therealjacksepticeye)
As well as Cure Minor Woulds, Cure Severe Wounds and Cure Critical Wounds, your cleric knows Cure Emotional Wounds.
rqqu:
yall im losing it, TIL the “WAKE ME UP” in bring me to life was added on bc the record company thought the song should be more masculine LMAO??
this is wild
omfg
holy shit
Please listen to this and if you can’t listen on Spotify here’s a Youtube link SERIOUSLY THIS VERSION IS SO MUCH BETTER.
Finally, a version I like! (I always wanted to like this song, but the shouty male rap parts just did not work for me.)
(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)
Dealing with death in tabletop RPGs:
- Miraculously returned to life by kindly old priest
- Soul implanted in clockwork robot by ethically dubious wizard
- Filthy druid speed-runs cycle of reincarnation, brings you back as an owl
- Replaced by identical twin with suspiciously similar name seeking revenge for death of sibling
- Talk GM into making the next adventure a flashback to before you died
- Promote familiar or animal companion to player character status
- Apply ghost template and continue adventuring, but now with awesome ghost powers
- Invoke “you keep what you kill” and declare that the monster that killed you is now your character
- Just show up again next session, claim to have been on vacation, and refuse to acknowledge any suggestion to the contrary
- Actually roll up a new character
Can I ask what happens if the character dies in the flashback?
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[video]
Two little boys take the “bargaining” stage of grief a little too literally.
- The term “bodybuilding” is grossly misunderstood.
(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)
Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad
But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny
