Silver Tongue

Nov 18

dimir-guildmage:

pudge-alicious:

lordmeowdemort:

Marshmallow tacos

just watch and you will understand

@flukeman

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skrambled:

polygonfighter:

The phrase “No amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass” popped into my head and if that aint a Big Mood™ i dunno what is

Dungeons and Dragons: a summary

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jitterbugjive:

getting someone an expensive diamond ring is just ‘hey honey i blew a fuck ton of money on something that’s actually almost worthless rather than getting something with actual value and meaning’

if your ring is to represent your love don’t represent it by a literal lie, just sayin’.

i mean unless you actually like diamonds and being ripped off thousands of dollars then go for it

agreed. plus diamonds are ugly as hell and boring. Sapphires are where its at

log-on-logan:

Reblog if you’re trans and you liked Danny Phantom as a kid

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ramihackme:
“ dellvanity:
“ madeinchernobyl:
“ I’m adding to this because y’all gonna learn some shit about housing your pets.
Someone make more I love this new meme.
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I know that huge homes are great for pets but also did it fucking occur to you...

ramihackme:

dellvanity:

madeinchernobyl:

I’m adding to this because y’all gonna learn some shit about housing your pets.

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Someone make more I love this new meme.

I know that huge homes are great for pets but also did it fucking occur to you that some people don’t have the room or money for those?

hey, guess what. those are all minimum requirements. actually, the person who added onto my post even made the bird cage still TOO small for those birds.

and if you dont have the money or the space for those pets, don’t fucking get the pet.

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stay-myheartbeatsforlove:
“ jin-hikari:
“ sodomymcscurvylegs:
“ cloudfreed:
“ onawhirlwind:
“ princessofpop:
“ “Pokémom” ”
Britney omg why
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this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids
i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and...

stay-myheartbeatsforlove:

jin-hikari:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

cloudfreed:

onawhirlwind:

princessofpop:

“Pokémom”

Britney omg why

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this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids

i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited about their interest in Pokemon even though I have absolutely no doubt she is utterly confused by Pokemon

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.

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I remember her taking pre-algebra classes to understand her sons’ homework

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lesbriian:

lesbriian:

holy shit remember near the end of 2015 gamefaqs had that best video game contest and undertale kept winning and everyone got really mad because undertale was still new and beating all their faves like people really got mad at undertale for winning in some random best video game survey

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if you remember this it was wild

i very much remember it. They got super pissed when you point out that if meelee/ocarina was more popular than they would have been winning instead of undertale and couldn’t come up with any good reason to hate undertale other than it was popular. it was beautiful

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