Silver Tongue

Nov 17

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ringo-ichigo:

strange-aeons:

nana7og:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

Rick Riordan finally snapped and released emails he sent to The Lightning Thief movie makers….

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I can’t stop laughing

You forgot the best parts

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IVE BEEN WAITING EIGHT YEARS, EIGHT YEARS FOR THIS

@pkflashfire

@ofmoonlightandthesun

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pangur-and-grim:
“ pangur-and-grim:
“ pangur-and-grim:
“ pangur-and-grim:
“it’s a bluff, her hands aren’t visible in the photo
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god dammit
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hehehehehehehehe ”

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

it’s a bluff, her hands aren’t visible in the photo

Before:

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After:

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god dammit

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hehehehehehehehe

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murkmen:

doubletranquility:

pokemon creepypasta:

technology isnt incredible

shorts are uncomfortable and hard to wear

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angrytexastoast:

dsudis:

star-anise:

will-write-for-food:

kittygoddesspurr:

geardrops:

terezisexbuttpyrope:

bidyke:

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.

As an ace i second that^

if twenty dollars doesn’t work for you then forty dollars is also fine

I’ve heard that some Aces like myself are also willing to take fifty or even one hundred dollars so don’t be afraid if you need to go higher. 

^same with some bisexuals, like me

As a bisexual I will accept literally any amount of money as an alternative to being quizzed on my queerness.

Money plus cake or similar baked goods is also an acceptable option.

You owe pansexuals 70 dollars, i can say this im bi

(via probably-shep)

voiddenizen:

voiddenizen:

homestuck au where kanaya just smokes a lot of weed

KANAYA: Fuck Lets Alchemize A Bong

KARKAT: NO. FUCK NO.

KANAYA: Space Bong

KARKAT: NO!

KANAYA: Drink Bong Water Or Die Pussy

thats just canon kanaya

krakenfinsoup:
“i can do anything
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krakenfinsoup:

i can do anything

(via mbulteau)