Silver Tongue

Nov 17

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Here’s a tip

spoopy-soren:

xxwolfmeetstheskyxx:

Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say “thank you, Lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork

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Originally posted by welcometoyouredoom

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10knotes:
“reminder that there was a fairly odd parents movie where drake bell played timmy turner who was canonically 23 and still in elementary school
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so? in the show timmy was canonically 60 or so and made a wish which he erased from cosmos...

10knotes:

reminder that there was a fairly odd parents movie where drake bell played timmy turner who was canonically 23 and still in elementary school

so? in the show timmy was canonically 60 or so and made a wish which he erased from cosmos memory that everyone would stay the same age forever and nobody would remember

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chefpyro:

you’d think they’d just wise up and stop giving their kids “jojo” names so they dont go on grandiose adventures with world-shaking ramifications

dont all non jo named jostars die horrible and early?

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elosva:

There are alot of great lines in deltarune but none beat out when ralsei gives susie advice on complimenting people by saying “just tell them something you wish people would say to you” and susie responds with “you are unbanned from free ham sandwich day”

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what zodiac sign would you think i am if you didn’t know already?

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kira-vera:

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‪i wished wii fit trainer survived due to her attempt at the invincible tree pose :(‬

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