Shoutout to the kid from elementary school who stole one of my pokemon cards, got caught with it, lied that I gave it to him, and gave himself away because everyone knew I would never ever be that generous
ah, the two genders, Girl and Orb
yet another unrealistic body standard for men
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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If you were in a fanfic, would you be the pining idiot or the oblivious dumbass?
post it in the tags!!
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Racists trying to figure out what things need to be burned in their life:
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Why slam the door once when you can do it three fucking times?
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