hyrellion asked: My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more
listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning
luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps
once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals
youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning
the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter
after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time
once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites
THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine
Let me set the scene for you.
The Penguin, Black Mask, and Great White Shark just watched a guy kill four crocodiles with his bare hands.
They pull this guy out of the water.
Its Bruce Wayne.
But these three criminal masterminds don’t think it’s Bruce Wayne.
They think that this guy is in fact the Batman, but he is Batman disguised as Hush, who is always disguised as Bruce Wayne.
So this guy who looks like Bruce Wayne is the Batman, he is just disguised as Hush, who is always disguised as Bruce Wayne.
A round of applause for Gorham’s criminal underworld elite.
Its no surprise Superman gets away with using a pair of glasses and a curl to conceal his identity.
