Silver Tongue

Jan 07

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Anonymous asked: 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐯𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥

banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2:

how did you make your text. like this. that is the REAL question

WHAT THE FUCK

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ollertonex:

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ollertonex:

*drapes myself on a slab of stone while skimpily dressed* ok lets do this who brought the knife

#narnia

now wait one second

are we implying that aslan wore skimpy clothes specifically to get stabbed

as i recall, my good friend, he wore nothing whatsoever

jon im goinh to rip you apart

ok hang on let me just get nude real quick

(Source: mightylittleman, via bloodsbane)

Even more quotes from my Starfinder game

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Okay backup plan time. I’m gonna need 4 liters of knock out gas, a hologram of a stripper, and a jar of pickles, and the pickles are ESSENTIAL.”
-the weird solarian

“I can’t believe the plan worked!”
-envoy

“I know! What the hell am I supposed to do with a jar of pickles and a holo stripper.”
-solarian

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tilthat:

TIL it took 11 hours for Seattle police to subdue a man who was standing in an open parking lot and armed with just a samurai sword.

via reddit.com

Please read the article

(via chefpyro)

nathsketch:

It’s been one year since we lost a princess and the sky gained one more star. But lucky us that no one’s ever really gone :)

(via aeritus)