Silver Tongue

Nov 13

andthosearesmalleragents:

gem-femme:

eroticcannibal:

ahumanbeing00:

bloodytales:

Ready for some prime bullshit?

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That’s right folks. Unnatural hair colors means women are crazy.

Unless, just hear me out on this… it could be that some women like pretty hair colors.

Or they trying to avoid these type of idiots.

Go women with unnatural hair.

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As I saw pointed out in a tweet in response to this weak analogy:

In nature, these things occur as a defence from predators.

We dye our hair wild colors so assholes like this stay far away from us lmao.

TOXIC T H O T T E R Y

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dankmemeuniversity:

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validnoodle:
“WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB? WHY DIDNT YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY”

validnoodle:

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB? WHY DIDNT YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

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chathurlant:

plankhandles:

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

“I present to you the finest escargot.”
“Ew I’m not eating snails. Sorry you’re chopped.”

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cannibalchicken:

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fannishcodex:
“ chikuto:
“ I have a feeling Bill is really competitive …
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@lemonadesoda
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fannishcodex:

chikuto:

I have a feeling Bill is really competitive …

@lemonadesoda

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pootisspence:
“The internet acts like a sentient Nostradamus maker. Just, people keep making cryptic predictions and then something that fits eventually comes up.
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pootisspence:

The internet acts like a sentient Nostradamus maker. Just, people keep making cryptic predictions and then something that fits eventually comes up.

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whateverbiteme:
“ oppa-homeless-style:
“ lesbianturtle:
“ drhds:
“ clockworkart-illery:
“ geekandmisandry:
“ usamilovelove:
“ usamilovelove:
“wtf
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this post is just calling anti feminists racist
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
”
Would you look at that, the shoe...

whateverbiteme:

oppa-homeless-style:

lesbianturtle:

drhds:

clockworkart-illery:

geekandmisandry:

usamilovelove:

usamilovelove:

wtf

this post is just calling anti feminists racist

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Would you look at that, the shoe fits

Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a Louboutin 

omfg first off WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK and second @drhds it’s LOUIS VUITTON NOT LOUBOUTIN 

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give me your fucking wig

Theres discorse here but im not sure what kind

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