Hi Europe! As someone whose had pets during heat waves, put them in the fridge. I’m not kidding. They’ll love it. Clean out a shelf and just pop them in. During the last Michigan heat wave I emptied out an ice chest just for the cats to relax in.
Also don’t like. Lock your house pets in there.
On really bad days my coworkers will take turns hanging out in the walk-in cooler. I bet the cats really enjoy the temporary relief same as we do.
They absolutely do! And people don’t realize it but if you’ve got furry friends remember that they get hot too!
i wish superpowers were real because then you’d get people making posts like “some people need to get real hobbies and stop making identical illusionary clones of themselves that your fist passes through like smoke when you go to punch them :/” and know exactly who the OP was talking about
i also don’t wish superpowers were real because i would be so pissed if i replied “mad because you fell for the illusion aren’t you” and some guy with teleportation powers grabbed me and teleported me to the middle of the desert for ratioing him on twitter
now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)
Infinite supply of milk for cereal I suppose akshsjssj
If I ever wrote a fantasy novel I’d make the Orcs super fucking advanced. They’d be hot as shit and look cool as fuck. Everyone would be using magic and spells and shit and the orcs would just have a god damned Mech. do you understand?
