Silver Tongue

Jan 06

list of people who could definetly go super saiyan if they wanted to

the rock
samuel l jackson
keanu reeves
idris elba
enecoo
any member of rush
that one guy who commissions a shit ton of fox and falco macro art
anyone who is atleast 1 year into nofap
warriormale
my dad
anyone involved in the recording of totos hit song africa

The rock is bald. How do we know he’s not already super saiyen?

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nebbee:

@bunnboii i had to delete the original post because tumblr was killing the quality, but here is your special delivery cozy boy!
art by me ♥︎

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kniferoomba:

this is the only british boy that tumblr is allowed to talk about. thats the law

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tevruden:

afairlypudgycat:
vining-zerg:
ofthefog:
writing-prompt-s:
Scientists uncover a stone with writing on it that no one can make sense of. When you see it for the first time, you can read it perfectly.
this meme is like 2 years old please let it die
Hahah you sweet summer child:
Loss, and the meme of making fun of loss, turns ten this year

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prokopetz:

Two pieces from the original comic book storyline that I hope Avengers: Infinity War retains:
1. Nebula obtains the Infinity Gauntlet.
2. Following his defeat, Thanos gives up his ambitions of universal conquest and goes to work on a farm.
Like, not like an evil farm or high-tech space farm - just a regular-ass farm. He can’t rule the universe, so be decides to be a farmer instead.
I swear as God is my witness I am not making this up:

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naamahdarling:

theprinceofprinces:
cannibalcoalition:
durnesque-esque:
dupionianddamask:
lord-kitschener:
I mean the whole damn point of the Nativity story is that the supposed son of God (interpret Jesus how you fucking want, of course) was born to a couple of poor, exhausted peasants in the stable for the inn, and his first bed was a feeding trough for animals. That would nowadays be like a poor couple where the mother gives birth in a parking garage behind the motel because they couldn’t find a better place and nobody else would take them in. It’s a pretty gritty setting, and the idea is that God was reborn in some of the rock-bottom lowest circumstances. The only thing majestic was all the angels and shit, and of course motherly love
I get that a lot of the art portraying Madonna and Child as fabulously wealthy europeans in splendid robes and golden light was meant to glorify God + whichever nobility was sponsoring the artist, and while of course it’s genuinely beautiful art, it just always struck me as horribly missing the point, which is that the supposed son of God started in incredibly humble circumstances, among the kind of people that everyone else looks down on
‘Massacre des Innocents’ by Leon Cogniét, 1824. Although the Feast of the Holy Innocents is in a couple of days time, this painting is still really relevant in that it portrays Mary as how She really was: a scared refugee mum, so fearful that Her son was going to be one of the Innocents killed by King Herod.
My new favorite mordern interpretation is this work, José y Maria by Everett Patterson (http://www.everettpatterson.com)
I had to look at this like FIVE TIMES to register all the layers of symbolism going into the piece by Patterson.
The hoodie as a veil.
Weisman cigarettes
Each of them is haloed by an advertisement sticker.
No Vacancy sign on the motel.
Dove sticker over Maria’s head.
Neon sign with a star symbol also over Maria’s head.
The crown over the ‘Dave’s City Motel’ sign. “New Manger.”
The sign behind Jose’s elbow likely says ‘Herod.’
The wee little plant growing through the cracks at their feet.
It’s like a New Testament ‘I Spy.’ I love it!

Ugh.
New favorite interpretation of the nativity.
The paper at José’s feet has an advert for Shepard Watches Maria’s hoodie says Nazareth High School The sign above José’s head proclaims ‘Good News!’
This is incredible and lovely.

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psy-kylo-gy:

geekmystic:
starmisunderstanding:
Kylo is a boy with a crush not an evil mastermind
Antis- Kelp Ron just manipulates Rey so he can use her #abuse. He better die in the next movie that fascist scum
In denial FanBoys- Kylo Ren is super smart and tactful and tricked Rey so he could rise to power as Supreme Leader. He’s totally going to be the big bad in episode IX.
Actual Ben Solo- Slides across the floor when he senses his crush calling, tells her she’ll never be alone, Takes off his glove to touch hands with said girl ~~probably for the first time ,~~ finally stands up against his abuser of 29 years instead of killing this girl he’s known for 3 days, and begs her to rule to galaxy with him togther ~~(not to mention the tears in his eyes when she rejects him)~~
But yeah sure he’s an evil genius who doesn’t care about her at all
Seriously though, when he extends his hand to Rey after the fight in the throne room, he looks for all the world like a 13 year old boy asking his crush to dance with him at Spring Fling. He’s got the nervous gulp and the shaky hand.
Adam Driver is just the best. One second he’s a beast and the next he’s a frightened teenage boy.
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minttmood:

silver-tongues-blog:
scornpios:
breadlesbian:
i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like
did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why
antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this
tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and
even fucking george clooney wtf
steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still
salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow
elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”
sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos
alan cumming is the only one i can understand

Spy kids is a national treasure
HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO MENTION DANNY TREJO
Who plays their uncle machete in spy kids resulting in spy kids being in the same universe as the film machete
One time I got kicked out of an IBHL Lit Socratic seminar because I kept quoting Spy Kids

was it the steve buscemi “what if god stays in heaven because he fears what he created?”

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