I had a dream last night I had a daughter and I brought her to a MBMBAM live show and got to bring her up to the boys and ask “how would you rate this baby?” And Griffin yelled into his mic “you want me to RATE your BABY? Your INFANT? Your actual HUMAN CHILD?”
I can only imagine from there on Travis immediately says 7 and Justin holds up a hand says “hold on I’m gonna need some parameters before making a decision”
Hold on this is perfectly in-character
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Was chatting with my co-workers in the breakroom today about stuff and I mentioned the one time that I got fired for being gay.
“What? They can’t do that, can they? Really?”
“They can. I mean, they shouldn’t- but they can. I came out to a co-worker and then the next day I was booted.”
“If they’d done that to me, I would have just stolen something out of spite. Like… a stapler or something,” says the janitor.
“Well… I was working for the zoo.”
She paused for a moment and her eyes glossed over. “I woulda stolen so many tigers.”
if its america, they actually cant do that. you would be able to sue them for discrimination.
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MONEY MONEY MONEY !!!
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First you BUILD robot
then you KISS robot
no!!!!!!!!!
JUST TRY AND STOP ME
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special message from kanaya
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looking for more active blogs to follow for homestuck and hiveswap
preferably with those sweet, sweet, fantrolls
I mean I do a shit load of other stuff on here but I’m still in hs hell
Mcyeet boi
Mod koh
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I will never share these.
Pass these around to make sure everyone knows which ones not to pass around
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