It’s the little curlicue on the end of necromancy that sells it.
(via mbulteau)
Play a Tortle character that only speaks like the Turtle man from Master of Disguise.
Ed: Hey Winry wanna hear a chemistry joke
Winry:
Ed: …Is that a no?
Winryy: Oh sorry, were you expecting a reaction?
Ed:
Ed: I’m so in love with you.
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™:
(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)
This is SUCH an important lesson to learn!
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
American flag at half mast after assassination of JFK (1963, colorized)
i’m trembling in the presence of all these scholars
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(via demilypyro)
Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny
(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)
I never download anything. Whenever I want something it just grows on my harddrive like mold.
I think that’s a virus
