Silver Tongue

Jan 05

turntechgodsprites:
“ *yells into the void* DID SOMEONE FFFUXKINF SAY STABDADS I LOVE STABDADSSS
TG: I LOVE STABDADS TOO THANK YOU FOR THE PICTURE OF MY NEW FAMILY MEMBER
TG: ITS PERFECT I LOVE IT
”

turntechgodsprites:

*yells into the void* DID SOMEONE FFFUXKINF SAY STABDADS I LOVE STABDADSSS


TG: I LOVE STABDADS TOO THANK YOU FOR THE PICTURE OF MY NEW FAMILY MEMBER
TG: ITS PERFECT I LOVE IT

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snakebitcat:
“ sarahsaharasaurus:
“this is such a weird way of phrasing “Millenials go hungry because of financial crisis we caused” ”
“Why then do they not eat cake?” ”

snakebitcat:

sarahsaharasaurus:

this is such a weird way of phrasing “Millenials go hungry because of financial crisis we caused”

“Why then do they not eat cake?”

(Source: millennial-review, via chefpyro)

pitbullmabari:

the-real-seebs:

nunchler:

asymbina:

pitbullmabari:

pitbullmabari:

pitbullmabari:

Dr James Barry, the first doctor to perform a successful C section wherein both mother and child survived, was a huge champion of handwashing at a time when most doctors didn’t wash their hands. For this reason, many of the chilldbirths he delivered resulted in healthier babies and mothers. He was also a gay trans man, who specifically wrote that upon his death he wished for his body to be taken in its nightshirt, wrapped in his sheets as a shroud, and placed into the coffin so that nobody would see his body. His wishes were not respected, and as a result he was outed at his death.

i’ve also been informed he had a poodle. He named his poodle Psyche. I’d just like to congratulate him on being an excellent human being, who not only pioneered modern medicine but also had good taste in dogs. that is all.

types of responses to this post

  1. i thought this was fake but it’s not
  2. here’s the sawbones episode about him
  3. cis people

He was also reportedly quite the ladies’ man, and he’d apparently carried a child to term and gave birth.

he’s one of my favorite historical figures and ive read a lot on him including the biography Scanty Particulars by Rachel Holmes. a lot of the details of his life are difficult to figure out, partly cause he was very private and partly cause he had so many rumors surrounding him. here are some of my fave facts about him:

-he was very concerned with protecting poor people, women and people of color, aka all the people most of upper class british society at the time cared the least about. he worked to reform prisons and hospitals in south africa at risk to his own career, and also improved the conditions under which poor enlisted british soldiers and their families lived

-he was kind of a known hothead. he was rumored to have fought at least one duel (probably not true though). florence nightingale hated him even though they had similar ideas about medicine because they had such a clash of personalities in the brief time they worked together

-he was a vegetarian and took a goat with him on sea voyages so he could always have fresh milk

-even though he had an abrasive personality and made a lot of enemies, his patients, especially the women, really loved him because they felt like he knew what he was doing and actually cared about their health

-he died poor because the british army ripped him off >:/

edit i almost forgot the best thing. he didn’t just have one poodle named psyche. he had a bunch. when one died he would get a new poodle and name that one psyche too

“i thought your poodle died?”

“psyche!” [poodle comes trotting in]

this is the best response

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samstevehascorruptedme:

shawarmababy:

golden-red-heart:

thorhead:

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I was gonna say that the only way they could have made Steve’s shield more noticeable would be to paint a fucking target on it

But then I realised

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They did

That’s the point of a shield though… you want them to hit the middle of the shield not you.

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this comic is cute as fuck look how offended steve is

(Source: cityelf, via rosexknight)

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jerryterry:

trulyelse:

jerryterry:

jerryterry:

paper-mario-wiki:

can u name a word in which one of the syllables is a single letter that also isnt a vowel

Capybara.

wait, Chase did you even fucking think about this…

“Lazy”, “Healthy”, “Angry”, literally any word that ends in a Y, my dude

I didn’t realize you were the new Shower Thoughts or some shit, good luck with that, bud.

Y is a vowel, Jerrod.

You… you know what.

I was going to epically own you by saying something like “oh yeah? Go up to pretty much any person and ask them to name all the vowels. Nobody will say Y”.

Then I googled “list of vowels”, the first result leading to a children’s educational site, and was going to screenshot the inevitable “A E I O U” list and be a smug asshole like “even CHILDREN know”. Ooh boy I was certain you’d be sore from how furiously you’d been owned, you don’t even know it.

but uhhhh…

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i just got owned by a site for babies. it was I who was the baby all along.

Rhythm

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too the people who accuse luke of being too cartoony when training someone he doesnt want to

Do you not remember who trained him in the first place?