Soda is just crunchy water
Soda is just crunchy water
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“Hey, I like this color and it looks great on me!” you say one day.
Six years later you open your closet and nearly every shirt you own is the same shade of rusty red-orange. Help.
SHIT. SHIT SHIT SHIT.
I’VE BEEN MASC VELMA THIS ENTIRE TIME AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW
well my dudes it happened again
I was walking down the sidewalk downtown today and caught sight of my reflection in a shop window and realized I’m dressed like Velma AGAIN
Are you sure you’re not cosplaying Velma because, jinkies, you look like Velma a lot in that pic
no I just run towards warm-colored fabric like a bull charging a matador’s cape
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Anonymous asked: Inhales, Imagine with how Deltarune is and just seeing Chara There and they are a gremlin.
as if Chara would pass up the opportunity to act like a gremlin ever
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corporate: we wont pay you a cent above min wage
also corporate: why are all the good employees quitting? why are we understaffed? we gotta fix the high turnover rate that happens god knows why. everyone on the floor go and work harder to compensate while we figure out this mystery thanks
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i’ll start
we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh
This is really the post I was looking for
This… This is actually a bit disturbing.
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Dudes really talk a lot about No Nut November considering how many of their girlfriends have been doing a No Orgasm for the Entire Damn Relationship
bold of you to assume the people doing no nut november even have girlfriends
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Aggravation (1896) - Briton Rivière
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