The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just
immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said “I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.”
“look, it’s not like i hid anything, it just never came up!”
“You called yourself out for ‘straighsplaining’“
the whole bi thing goes completely over charles’ head and he keeps getting really aggro like “oh you and jake were real close huh?? too bad, sucker jake is MY best friend!”
everybody else is like “charles no”
at the end john mulaney turns out to be the embezzler they’ve been looking for
But John was in his room all night. You can feel his tv, its still warm.
john is currently dating the pontiac bandit. also somehow he wins the halloween heist
my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?”
me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”
Exactly this but also ‘what if while you were sleeping someone put cameras in your bathroom and people are watching you pee over the internet for money’ there are so many worries involved in peeing
holy shit I’m not the only one who always gets paranoid thoughts of there being cameras whenever I go to the bathroom
i always get nervous because my toilet is directly across from the mirror so i always have that thought “what if the person in the mirror isnt actually me and is some pervert watching me”
