Silver Tongue

Jan 04

prokopetz:

seelcudoom:

cryptid-quartz:

Toucans are pretty weird, right?

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I mean look at them, they’re all fucking beak.

But they get weirder.

Have you ever seen a toucan skull?

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I MEAN LOOK AT THIS THING THEIR BEAK IS TALLER THAN THEIR ENTIRE FUCKING SKULL

@thestalkerbunny toucan lich

It gets worse:

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Without the added volume of feathers, a toucan’s beak is the size of the whole rest of its body put together. They are literally and without exaggeration 50% beak by volume.

(via aeritus)

gnathix:
“ essefex:
“This is why my generation is angry about the minimum wage.
”
“Back in my day…” yeah, without added inflation and before the recession
”

gnathix:

essefex:

This is why my generation is angry about the minimum wage.

“Back in my day…” yeah, without added inflation and before the recession

(Source: nadiarosa, via chefpyro)

equalistmako:

equalistmako:

do you ever watch a clip from an animated show/movie and just get completely overwhelmed at how much work and resources and actual time out of actual people’s actual lives went in to those 5 measly seconds of someone scratching their butt

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(via chefpyro)

raggedjackscarlet:

brazenautomaton:

brazenautomaton:

also, just hear me out

modern AU where Harry Potter is a member of some other subculture before learning he was a wizard, and the views of this subculture plus seeing the awesome and ignored power of the Time Turner are what prompt him to declare he’ll “fix” the magical world in line with the views of his subculture

Potter streamed Super Metroid and Ocarina of Time on Twitch.

Harry Potter and the Methods of Speedrunning

“Now, the Chamber of Secrets is only supposed to open for the Heir of Slytherin. But as it turns out, if you block the basilisk’s path out while you’re still in i-frames from the Bloody Baron, the magic just gets very confused,” he said, sprinting through the dungeon, repeatedly aiming his wand up and down.

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(via chefpyro)

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sweetmeatdale:
“The Courier, Fallout New Vegas, 2010, Bethesda entertainment, Obsidian softworks.
”

sweetmeatdale:

The Courier, Fallout New Vegas, 2010, Bethesda entertainment, Obsidian softworks.

(via chefpyro)

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gamerphobic:

animaloutofcontext:

there has never been a well written charatcer that wears an eye patch

wrong

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(Source: righteoussness, via chefpyro)

banishedquasiroyal:
“posts this one separately bc she’s my favorite
”

banishedquasiroyal:

posts this one separately bc she’s my favorite

(via banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2)

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