Silver Tongue

Nov 09

voiddenizen:
“uploading week old doodles because…yeah
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voiddenizen:

uploading week old doodles because…yeah

fucckingbagofbags:

birdbian:

i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.

this reads like a john mulaney bit

(via nofacednerd)

nanopearl:

bandtshirt:

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

(via nofacednerd)

cryhounds:

xgalevey:

cryhounds:

With all the greyhound adoption stuff going around I would like to remind everyone that greyhounds aren’t necessarily “easy” “dogs”

Like they can certainly be a great first time dog if you understand them, but greyhounds aren’t the same as, say, a retriever

They’re sensitive and their body language is weird and their peak performance looks different than a lot of other dogs (they have a tendency to look malnourished to non-greyhound people bc of their deep chest, high tuck, lean muscle and dolichocephaly)

So what I’m saying is if you want to adopt a greyhound that’s amazing!! But please please please take the time to research them and their needs properly before you do, and make sure you aren’t accidentally spreading misinformation

Greyhound Adoption groups are ALWAYS happy to help with training/education/etc. My family and I have had rescue hounds from Caliente for 20+ years and we constantly get questions about those “weird looking”/”poor skinny” dogs. Hound owners LOVE to talk about their hounds and share knowledge.

!!!!!

(via bloodsbane)

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robo-ahoge:

robo-ahoge:

the furry tinder guy who gave me minecraft: do you think youd want to loose your virginity to me lol

me:

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i might as well delete my tumblr because I will never be funnier than this

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unclefather:

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whats-bronya-the-president-of:

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One taught me love

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One taught me patience

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One taught me pain

(via newbarrk)

spector:

gordon ramsey: so what’s wrong with the restaurant?
a staff member about to drag out every single bad and/or questionable thing their boss has ever done: 

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zarla-s:
“iceeyasnotty:
“don’t forget to regularly hug ur brother
”
whether you WANT TO OR NOT
”

zarla-s:

iceeyasnotty:

don’t forget to regularly hug ur brother

whether you WANT TO OR NOT

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