read him like a book
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im going to shit my pants i didnt realize that was his vest inflating and i thought he fucking grew boobs what the hell
me when i take E
im cleaning out my phone and found that i have saved this tiktok no less than Five separate times
serotinin administered
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We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year
I hope this clears things up
What the fresh fuck
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Incase anyone was wondering how this heatwave is going in the UK. All our grass has died and looks like this
That’s just how grass in Texas looks
I don’t know how to explain to you that a country on the same latitude as Canada should not be experiencing a texas-like climate
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getting pretty tired of all this misinformation flying around tumblr
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