Silver Tongue

Jan 01

existentialterror:

voidbat:

dolphinsjukebox:

Every Wednesday I walk a river walk trail from my work to rowing, and there’s this sculpture on the trail:

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Pokemon Go affectionately refers to it as “The Hollow Man”, and it’s kind of cool on it’s own. Except, when I normally walk the trail, it’s after work, at night:

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This thing is SEVEN FEET TALL and the actual title of the sculpture is “The Unkillable Human.”

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IT’S TERRIFYING.

it became so beautiful to me after learning the actual name of it.

“This would be deleted off the SCP wiki in a day for being too cliche” is my favorite kind of real thing.

(via deep-sea-prince)

femmeforeverafter:
“ negativeonetwelfth:
“ foxghost:
“ *squints at suspiciously*
I don’t think this was made for fingers
”
if you experience a constitution buff lasting more than 4 hours please contact your magical advisor
”
I storm into the battle...

femmeforeverafter:

negativeonetwelfth:

foxghost:

*squints at suspiciously*
I don’t think this was made for fingers

if you experience a constitution buff lasting more than 4 hours please contact your magical advisor

I storm into the battle field

Constitution: raised
Health: regenerated
Dick: out

(via deep-sea-prince)

2016 IS DEAD!

bopulence:

bopulence:

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2017 IS DEAD!

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parks-and-rex:

creationofthesoul:

imagine-assembling-the-avengers:

myregardstothereader:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

systlin:

fuckyesmichaelbjordan:

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I mean…

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Bitch I watched all the LOTR extended editions back to back you think I won’t sit in the theatre for 4 hours???

You fools. I’ll bring dinner. 

KEEP IT AT 4 HOURS YOU COWARDS

I have all the extended editions of LOTR and Hobbit, give me the 4 hours. it’ll be a nice change of pace.

I took the night off of work for this.  Give me all of it.

You think I won’t sit in a theater for four hours?

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Originally posted by colombianhuglord

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listen, i watched uno the movie three times. if i can sit and spend 3 hours watching people play a never ending game of uno on multiple occasions, i sure as hell can spend 4 hours watching an actual movie.

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blameaspartame:
“Metallicorn
”

blameaspartame:

Metallicorn

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(Source: keatonpatti, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

possumoftheday:
“ Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: Celebrating the new year! Goodbye, 2017!
”

possumoftheday:

Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: Celebrating the new year! Goodbye, 2017!

(via bloodsbane)

geeze, it feels like i havent posted since last year

Dec 31

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moonpaw:

started my reread of homestuck tonight

what a way to start the new year