Silver Tongue

Jul 16

adefunctdragon asked:

Does the Mewtwo family like onigiri? WAIT! I meant to say jelly donuts!

xxtc-96xx:

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I dunno what’s going through her head but those doughnuts sure are jelly filled

trans-madeline:

trans girls on tumblr: my titties are getting bigger :)

all of her trans girl mutuals:

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thelustiestargonianmaid:

thelustiestargonianmaid:

if you think comparing the photos from two space telescopes is “pitting bad bitches against one another” I’m sorry you just have violence in ur heart

When I see photos from Webb next to the same photos from Hubble that I looked at on the family computer as a kid I cry a little because of how far we’ve come and how wondorous the stars are. I’m sorry if you think I’m making them fight like little action figures. I’m sorry you are always thinking of war.

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voluptuarian:

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer’s at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

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So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he’s Immediately like

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The professional disgust, I’m living

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prometheusascendant:

putting up “HELL IS FAKE” billboards in ohio to start a dialogue

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In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

Because it’s also evil

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

You meet god

Thank goodness!

What’s the correct way to eat a banana?

Whole, in one gulp.

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

Father of the Muffin Boy

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

Car’s haunted

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

into the sky, where it turns into stars

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

….Ah

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