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direct action
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w3k:
who dates their papers
ME.
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Someone stole the Captain’s cookies aboard a boat, en route to our destination. Obviously an investigation had to follow.
Bard OOC: I want to question the human. He looks suspicious.
Rogue OOC: The Captain said he was gluten intolerant.
Bard: “Hey, you. Did you take the cookies?”
Human: “No. I don’t eat gluten. I think -”
Bard: “How do we know you’re not lying?”
Human: “I -”
Bard: “Hey, Cleric, pin him down. Let’s make him eat bread.”
Cleric OOC: I rolled a 19! I’m pinning him down!
Paladin OOC: I rolled a nat 20 on strength to shove bread in his mouth!
Bard: “Yes! Yes! Shove at least four slices! A good amount of gluten! Is he puking yet?”
They were all very surprised when the NPC was not only actually a celiac, but very upset with the party after this stunt.
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December 31, 2017 is the only day where every adult was born in the 1900’s and everyone else under 18 was born in the 2000’s
I don’t like this post
it approaches.
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(context: my wizard and fighter are arguing whether to go explore the dungeon or stay in the town and talk to more people)
wizard: i slap him with my fish
me: excuse me
wizard: did i fucking stutter
me: fine, you [wizard] roll a d20 and you [fighter] roll dexterity saving to see if you can dodge
wizard: nat 20 get fUCKED
fighter: are you fucking kidding me. *turns to me* are you actually letting this happen
me: listen, he said he wanted to slap you with a fish, so i guess roll a d3 for fish
wizard: i got a 3 motherFUCKER
fighter: WE’RE ONLY LEVEL 1 YOU TOOK A THIRD OF MY HEALTH ALREADY
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dont forget
you can tell the first generation of weeaboos are starting to make cartoons. you can just tell.
#Someone add a picture of woy #With the Voltron robotOnce again, Tumblr has failed to include any Nick shows. Allow me to fix that…
#WHAT ABOUT THE PHINEAS AND FERB CARAMELDANSEN
#and dont forget the new svtfoe ep w a sailor moon ripoff
Robomechabotatron is my spirit animal
Bless this postYou forgot the most important one!
How could you guys forget
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why do straight ppl assume us gays to be soo attracted to them like your fashion sucks. Do you even know how to use a sword? Smfh
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