so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.
that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.
that’s why we got kicked out.
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extratiredandexcessivelypersonal:
Having a fursona is mandatory in 2018
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extratiredandexcessivelypersonal:
Having a fursona is mandatory in 2018
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The ultimate tragedy is that the MLP movie came out after Tumblrpon was dead and buried.
We exist for a mere blink of an eye in astronomical terms.
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Please god please god please god please god let me reblog this ad
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Well 2018 is already shaping up to be wild and threatening and it isn’t even here yet
2018 is the year all of us get death flags simultaneously
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I know what I said
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