Silver Tongue

Dec 29

catsbrew:

madsciences:

rainbowspacelosers:

so, as much as I love the more modern plague doctor aesthetic, like guys I’m all about it

I feel like I have the be the bearer of bad (or good depending on how you take it) news

Instead of cool, dark crow/raven aesthetic

Realistically, you would have probably gotten more of this fucking leatherface kiwi bird from hell which would have absolutely been even more terrifying to see on your death bed

you’re welcome

you never have to apologize for this

rich folk get the fancy raven doctor
the poor folk get the mosquito man who might actually be a demon in hiding

(via deep-sea-prince)

iloveyourship:

👏 👏 YOUR SHIP IS AMAZING!! 👏 👏

👏 👏 Do not let others say otherwise!!  👏 👏

(via aeritus)

Tragic Backstory Battle

yourplayersaidwhat:

Dwarf Skald: Mind if I take a crack at your problem?

Guard: How about fuck you.

Dwarf Skald: …And fuck this, I’m going to the tank.

Guard: Your dwarf is a moody one.

Human Brawler: I believe he has undergone some serious trauma in the past few days.

Guard: My brother was just killed today. Tell me about trauma.

Human Brawler: His best friend was possessed by a malevolent sword and his soul was damned to the blackest pit of hell.

Aasimar Summoner: My parents burned to death, along with my house.

Dragon Paladin: My mate ate my son.

Human Rogue: My grandfather’s body is currently being worn like a meat suit by a demon and I’m forced to feel every inkling of pain he does.

Guard: …I’ll get the Cognac.

Party: Thank you.

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forthegothicheroine:

My ideal Star Wars movie would be a nature documentary of cute space critters narrated by the robot from Rogue One, who clearly knows nothing about nature and is making the descriptions up as he goes along.

(via deep-sea-prince)

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rainbowcloversandwhalechickens:

does anyone have the specific page where jade’s prospit self died bcause I really need it but I cannot!! Find!!!! It!!!!!!

I got you

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003840

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poyle:

when your young padawan makes a good call

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fuzzykittengladiator:

dorkpostsstuff:

osheamobile:

warpsbyherself:

ghostkitten69:

screaming-towards-apotheosis:

thexlastxjedi:

lukeskywalkersdepressionsnuggie:

leaked set photo from the last jedi

THANK YOU FOR DOING THE LORD’S WORK AND LEAKING THIS TO US. 

day 1348 the birds still think I am one of them

#no you don’t understand#i went to skellig island years and years ago#long before it was ever in these movies#and the second i saw the island in the force awakens#i thought ‘what did they do to the puffins?’#because friends let me tell you#when i visited this island way back when#the entire fucking thing was covered tip to toe in puffins#nests of puffins in the rocks#puffins shitting from the sky#puffins swimming in the sea#it was a true island of the birds and not a damn person could hope to get a panorama without approximately 10000+ birds photobombing#how did disney edit out all the puffins#who was the puffin intern#important questions that need answers 

I’m stealing @humming-fly ‘s tags because I’m not original

I’ll bet they took every puffin and covered it up with a porg.

no but that’s literally why porgs exist

Yep. It was easier to give the puffins costumes digital makeovers than photoshop them out.

https://www.gq.com/story/porgs-only-exist-because-star-wars-the-last-jedi-couldnt-get-rid-of-puffins

@rebel-radiant

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showerthoughtsofficial:

we should bring back the draft, but instead of going into the military, you have to work a retail/customer service job if you haven’t yet

(Source: reddit.com, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)